First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.

Somewhere between Bouillabaisse and ice cream sandwiches, a remarkable discovery was made tonight.... This song works as an excellent replacement for "This little piggy". Next time you find yourself with ten naked toes on your lap, give it a go. Inevitably someone will smile, or at least giggle.

Other excellent songs with mountains:
Magic Mountain and Pale Blue Eyes